5 Tips to Design a Bad MySpace Layout
There are literally hundreds of thousands of themes and layouts compiled on a monthly basis considering the large audience that MySpace.com attracts. Not all sites seem to produce high quality myspace layouts similar to those created here, but there are many none the less.
After browsing through endless amounts of MySpace Layouts, I have decided to compile a list of the top 5 things you can do to make your MySpace suck! I do not recommend you take any of these actions and actually hope that if anything, you learn what not to do when putting together your profile.
- Use Glitter Text Everywhere
Everyone loves reading barely legible text! Be sure to use it all over your page, even if you cannot tell one word from another. Even better, use lots of different types of glitter text to make all of your different words! Then people will really see how much time you put into your profile, and completely hate you for it. - Use Animated MySpace Backgrounds
What is cooler than animations used in your text and in your graphics? Easy! Annoying backgrounds that flash different colors, and make everything close to (if not) impossible to read! If you are really good, you can find a background that flashes white and black, and give your readers with epilepsy a seizure. - Use lots of Movies
Yeah, one movie on your MySpace Profile is ok, but why stop there? I mean... We could just as easily copy paste 47 Movies on one page. Then no one would ever leave your page! After they find the movie by navigating through your crappy glitter animations on your stupid animated background, they can wait an hour to load a cheesy clip of some 40 year old guy dancing to techno music... What fun! - Use your favorite songs
How else could you show how original you are? How about loading 2 of your favorite songs at once! Just imagine, you could play the latest from your favorite rap group that swears every 2 words, and then play some repeating Pop clip in the background! Who cares if the tempo or music does not mix up at all? At least you are being original, right? - Capitalize every other letter
Thats right! This is the ultimate key to becoming popular on MySpace. By showing that you can hold the shift key every other letter in your MySpace, you truly are displaying your mastership of how to be a complete idiot online. No sense in using grammar or correct spelling... I mean, it's not like we are in school. Let's make everyone read what we have to say 5 times before it makes sense while confusing them with our awesome TyPiNg SkIlLs!
Of course, I am being 100% not serious here. Please, for your own dignity, do not try any of these tips... Instead, try our guide on making a Good MySpace Layout.